Brian Regan Comedy Tour

Brian Regan is apparently loving life, as he's one of the hottest comedians on tour right now.  I'm happy for the guy too because he's funny without being dirty or lewd, which is pretty rare in today's live comedy world.  Brian Regan has been featured on Comedy Central a good bit and is touring all over North America.  He's often paid the highest compliment any comedian could be paid (in my opinion), which is that other comedians think he's fantastic.  I'd definitely like to see him live, and one of the best things about comedy tickets featuring Brian Regan is that me and my wife could both enjoy him equally as much.  Do you have a favorite Brian Regan joke or story?